#TinderFail Confessions to make you LOL

If you’re single and have bravely dipped your toes into the popular dating app Tinder (we say dating very loosely), then chances are you’ve probably had your fair share of #Tinderfails by now.

And if you haven’t then you’ll probably enjoy the following #Tinderfails even more. We sure did.


So sit back and relax, because we asked and you shared your most horrific Tinder fails! Commence the cringe…

#TinderFail 1

“I went home once with a guy from Tinder, the date was going well and we were both having fun. Right before we went to sleep he took his false front teeth out and dropped them into a murky glass of water on the bedside table. FML.”

#TinderFail 2

“I was at this guy’s house that I’d been seeing for a couple of weeks. We were hanging in his room and he asked me ‘do you mind if I brush your hair with my mum’s hairbrush?’ His mother had died twelve years prior to this.”


#TinderFail 3

“He told me he shaved his legs because he was an avid cyclist. Turns out it was because he liked to dress up in women’s clothes. My clothes….”

#TinderFail 4

“I matched with two guys and started talking to them both heaps. I organised separate dates with them, one on a Friday and one on a Saturday. Little did I know they were stitching me up and both of them were there when I arrived on the Friday night. I wasn’t sure if they were suggesting a threesome or just wanted to embarrass me so I bailed and vowed never to go on multiple dates at the same time again.”


#TinderFail 5

“He told me he was in love with another woman – his mother – and I would have to ‘overcome’ her to prove myself to him.”

#TinderFail 6

“I invited a guy back to a friends house and slept with him. He was a bit of a weirdo and I basically forced him to leave right after. He was so jaded that as he was leaving, he stole my credit card from the kitchen counter and proceeded to use it without me realising until the morning after. Great.”


#TinderFail 7

“I went on a date once with a guy from Tinder that was so hairy that his back and chest looked like a rugs-a-million advert. Was tempted to get him one of those lime green oversized g-strings so he’d look exactly like Borat.”

#TinderFail 8

“I started talking to this Italian guy on Tinder and it just so happened I was about to leave on a family trip to Italy that week. He continued to give me travel tips and message me when I was over there. He left me a few creepy voice recordings but I didn’t think anything of it. He asked when I was landing when I came back home and I said ‘around midnight’ instead of specifying that I was in fact landing at 12.50am. After I had gotten home I had messages from him saying that he waited at the airport for 45 minutes to ‘just look at me from afar’ but gave up and went home after he realised I wasn’t there on time.”


Stay safe out there people.

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  1. Josephine Isaac

    So I was talking to this guy and he asked me this question ‘who is better Warne or Mauli?’ (Both cricket players), of course I knew who was better but just decided to stir the pot a bit and say Mauli. All of a sudden my reply and his message is uploaded to a Page on facebook and I’m getting abuse messages from people who didn’t know me and got over 100,000 likes on the post. However the worst thing was, was that he wasn’t even that attractive.


  2. Sarah

    When I walked into a bar, I saw a tall man who I thought was my date standing at the bar wearing a long black cape. Red flags went off n I dashed back to my car. That’s when I heard my name being called. I looked up and was greeted with a sour face MIDGET walking towards me. We
    entered the bar n I said that I was going to grab a wine. His response “Get me a beer while you’re at it darl”. Charming LITTLE man!!


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